How The Grinch Went On Tilt
It was late in the game
Down to the final 8
But the Grinch wants a win
Yes a win would be great
He looked at his cards
And saw those 2 aces
This was his chance
To add to his first places
Inside of his head
He became so excited
But he had to keep calm
Though his emotions were ignited
So he bit on his lip
And slumped back in his chair
He would fool them all
And act like he didn’t care
“I will play it real slow
As if I have nothing at all
Then when someone raises all in
I'll trap them with a call!”
Now it’s his turn to act
and the Grinch simply calls
“Ha ha, I’ve got them!”
Until the next player stalls
“I call too” says another,
And so does the next
And the one after him
And the girl in the blue
And the new kid too
“This is perfect” thinks the Grinch
“The chips are on route!”
That is 'til the flop
Reveals 7, 2, 2
“Ha ha” the Grinch screams
"I'm gold, this is mine!"
As a board such as that
I will surely be fine
“I’m all in, I’m all in”
The Grinch shoves in his stack
It folds all around,
to the new kid in the back
He thinks and he ponders
As he tugs on his coat
“I call” he says soundly
“I have a full boat”
The face of the Grinch
Went from red to bright blue
Sure enough the kid had it
He called with 7, 2
“How can you do that!”
The Grinch started to scream
“It is your fault I lost
You have ruined my dream!”
“But wait just a minute”
The kid said with a grin
“You helped me to beat you
When you simply limped in”
“You see Mr. Grinch,
Poker is a game of skill
If you learn from each play
You might not get so ill”
So the Grinch sat and pondered
And stared in a daze
“This kid could be right
I really should have raised!”
And all of a sudden
Like a flash in the sky
The Grinch worked on his game
And his rankings started to rise
And from that day forward
He had fun with every hand
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